First, check out this awesome and informative video about my life:

Q Are you really a writer?
A Yes.
Q Should people facebook you?
A Sure. Click here:

Q How narcissistic is this website?
A Very.
Q How narcissistic is inventing an interviewer to interview you?
A Incredibly.
Q When were you born?
A 1982.
Q I asked that question instead of “How old are you?” because this way you won’t have to change your website every year.
A Good point.  I appreciate that.
Q If you were all alone and stranded on a desert island, what weapon would you bring?
A Why would I need a weapon?
Q I don’t know.  In case a fight broke out, I guess.
A Why would a fight break out if I were all alone and stranded on a desert island?  I mean, whom would I fight?  And what is a desert island anyway?  Shouldn’t we say deserted island?  I just can’t picture a patch of desert in the middle of the ocean.
Q I would bring a canon, I think.
A To the desert island?
Q Yes.
A Why?
Q In case a fight broke out.
A “In case a fight broke out” is not a question.  You’re supposed to be asking questions.
Q Where do you live is.
A What?
Q “Where do you live?” is a question.
A Is that a question you want me to answer?
Q Obviously.
A I live in Boston.
Q Why?
A Because I was born in Boston, and I grew up in Maine, and I went to school in New Hampshire, so it’s always kind of been my city.  So this is where I am.
Q Why?
A Why what?
Q Just why.
A I just told you why.
Q Shifting gears, I’ve always felt that if I were an animal, I would be a gorilla, because gorillas are kings of the jungle, and they can talk, and use tools.  I am not a “king” of any jungle, but I am highly organized, I can talk, and I can use tools, sometimes even power tools.  What animal would you be?
A I don’t know.  Maybe a dog or something.  I like dogs. 
Q Well, I would be a gorilla because they’re black.
A Didn’t you just say that you would be a gorilla because you’re highly organized and you can use tools?  And since when are you black?
Q What’s your favorite color?
A Green.
Q Is that a picture of you?
A Where?
Q Top left.  Next to the green city thing.
A Yes.
Q Did you break your nose or something?
A No.  It was born crooked.  Thanks.
Q Do you want to keep doing this?
A I think we’re done.
Q What if other people have questions for you?
A They should email me.
Q And you’ll answer them?
A I think so.

adam@theadamwhite.com